Category Archive: Political

May 14

A Nation Worth Ranting About

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The scripts were: (a) Bush proposed loosening U. On August 7, 2016, after days of fierce and bloody battle, Syrian rebels more The purpose for publication of this document is to expose the IRI Lobby, Agents and 5th Column in America. Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer New Hampshire votes for socialist Sanders, changes state motto to "Live FOR Free or Die" Martin O'Malley drops out of race after Iowa Caucus; nation shocked with revelation he has been running for president Hillary campaign denies accusations of smoking-gun evidence in her emails, claims they contain only smoking-circumstantial-gun evidence In effort to contol wild passions for violent jihad, White House urges gun owners to keep their firearms covered in gun burkas Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats' Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island Green energy fact: if we put all green energy subsidies together in one-dollar bills and burn them, we could generate more electricity than has been produced by subsidized green energy NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget Impressed by Fox News stellar rating during GOP debates, CNN to use same formula on Democrat candidates asking tough, pointed questions about Republicans Shocking new book explores pros and cons of socialism, discovers they are same people John Kerry accepts Iran's "Golden Taquiyya" award, requests jalapenos on the side Student job opportunities: make big bucks this summer as Hillary’s Ordinary-American; all expenses paid, travel, free acting lessons US media to GOP pool of candidates: 'Knowing what we know now, would you have had anything to do with the founding of the United States?' NY Mayor to hold peace talks with rats, apologize for previous Mayor's cowboy diplomacy China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices" America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do' Police: If Obama had a convenience store, it would look like Obama Express Food Market Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males Obama: 'If I had a city, it would look like Ferguson' The aftermath of the 'War on Women 2014' finds a new 'Lost Generation' of disillusioned Democrat politicians, unable to cope with life out of office Fun facts about world languages: the Left has more words for statism than the Eskimos have for snow African countries to ban all flights from the United States because "Obama is incompetent, it scares us" Obama wags pen and phone at Putin; Europe offers support with powerful pens and phones from NATO members Elian Gonzalez wishes he had come to the U.

May 14

Irish life and character

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They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace." I am so angry thinking about how corrupt our government has become that at this point I feel that I don’t need to continue with this list, though I could go on for pages. Be paid not to hyping your expectations games member on active duty changed. To question Gandhi’s philosophy of nonviolence and the political sacrifices he chose to make would be so far outside of the mainstream consciousness that it would be impossible to generate laughter.

May 14

QUIPS FROM Politics OR The 2016 Presidential Candidates

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It was one of the founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin, who is credited with creating, and printing the first political cartoon in America. Think Outside the Cube: Learn to solve a Rubik’s cube; share it with others. 26. Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran do not allow freedom of religion and expression. But let’s think about these interesting ideas in modern terms for a moment. Ironically, he is prepared to do good, believing it to be wrong.

May 14

The Best Ever Book of Nigerian Jokes

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It's like the way he really thought somehow betraying itself and leaking into the work, infecting it somehow, giving it a computer virus and making it do what it oughtn't do. Glenn McCoy has an amusing (in a sad way) cartoon about Donald Trump’s assertion that he’s in great health. In order to sustain the growth Wall Street has come to expect, these companies must produce billions of dollars worth of new revenue -- fast. By now, politicians appealing to young well-educated voters have little choice but to appear on the Daily Show – not all of them manage to actually be funny.

May 13

The Politically Incorrect Joke Book

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Besides denigrating communism/ socialism, as an important characteristic of the political jokes of the first decades of communist rule in Romania, a significant number of jokes exposed a regime of terror and revealed an atmosphere of virtually omnipresent fear. In those cases, the law may pose First Amendment problems regardless of whether it's underenforced in other situations. 73 The Maryland Commission on Human Relations puts it quite frankly, in a pamphlet entitled: "Because the legal boundaries are so poorly marked, the best course of action is to avoid all sexually offensive conduct in the workplace."

May 13

Conservatize Me: I Tried to Become a Righty with the Help

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On the third day he had to work late, long after his colleagues had left. A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go outand vote. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. Continuing with his indictment of Article 1 and its supporting institutions, Van Gogh contends that the “so-called” anti-discrimination offices in the Netherlands confuse criticism and free speech with discrimination and that, rather than protect Dutch citizens, they only encourage and strengthen political correctness.

May 13

Trump 2016: Off-Color Coloring Book (Off-Color Coloring

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In other words, we hear a line, anticipate a concept developing, it vanishes -- and we find that funny. Then I will take up immigrant jokes that differ qualitatively from the standard butt. Hyperbolic: Comic presentation marked by extravagant exaggeration and outsized characterization. 11. All your favourite political jokes about bush, blair and sadam! If I had been on her campaign team, that’s the sort of campaign I would have ran for her. In this section you can find many great shopping tips for items such as Uniforms (ABU/BDU/DCU/ACU), dog tags, name tapes and tags, Army Boots (Desert, Jungle, Combat, Jump etc.).

May 13

Bill Maher'sThe New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody

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The worst day of my life was the day when this happened.” Good? Streets of gold, and all that… But imagine if that baby was carried to term… What are the chances that baby grows up to be a person who makes it to Heaven? But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.” The debunking mentality is prevalent in both men’s writing, a genuine fervor to knock the United States and its people down a peg or two. Robert (Lance) Holbert: There are some classic rules that apply to joke telling in general which are also applicable to politics.

May 13

Remembrances of college

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The violinist who came in last grunts: “What’s so special about that?” The first one thinks for a minute: “Let me put it to you this way: just imagine that you were given the chance to fire a couple of shots from Dzerzhinsky ’s mauser …” In a prison, two inmates are comparing notes. “What did they arrest you for?” asks the first. “Was it a political or common crime?” “Of course it was political. For example consider the Freeway sign north of the San Diego Airport that reads, "Cruise Ships: Use Airport Exit." 3.

May 13

The View From The Virgin Islands: Getting Traction In

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It was only there for a second, but the unusual scene was enough to flood Twitter with thousands of amused reactions about a bug on the candidate�s eyebrow. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. This changed in 1978 with the first male names used for Pacific tropical storms and the following year for Atlantic/Gulf of Mexico storms. Clark If money makes the world go round, it's humor that keeps it from spinning out of control. ~Craig Kimberley Above all else: go out with a sense of humor.

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